So, at my old University Alma mater there was a Canadian geese problem. And when I say problem, I of course mean infestation. They were everywhere, creating havoc for students between classes. You see, these stupid geese would lay their eggs around campus. And geese are very territorial. You can probably see where this story is going.
I was heading towards one of my psych classes, sad that I was actually attending courses instead of going to the movies like I usually did.
And suddenly it came slowly into view.
As you can well imagine I almost voided my bowels as this carnivorous goose ran at me, wings flapping and a look of anger in its eyes.
I threw a textbook at it.
And I never went to another class again.
I did go, I just barely paid attention.