Why I wish I had the ability to shrink at will.

Do you ever wish you could shrink at will?

The reason that this blog post came to be was when I got a text from my amazing, lovely friend Rachel.

She has a hilarious cat and he didn’t like his bed and she was kindly giving it to Gizmo! How awesome! So after tea and talk, I picked up what I can only say is the most beautiful cat bed I’ve ever seen.

And so I ran through the rain, tucked it into my Smart Car and upon my return home I introduced it to my dear cat. And what did he do? Smelled it, shrugged his cat shoulders and walked off.

And I was pissed.

And then a lightbulb went off. How amazing would it be to shrink whenever I wanted? The only problem is, I know I would use my powers for frivolous pastimes. Such as the following.

And that my friends, is why I am probably the biggest nerd ever.

So tell me… if you could shrink – what would you do?

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